I look better un-naked...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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