Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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