Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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