obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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