Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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