I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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