If i come over, it means nothing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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