Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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