At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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