Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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