Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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