Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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