You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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