he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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