Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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