I can tuck mytits in my pants
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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