Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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