Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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