I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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