the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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