I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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