I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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