p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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