4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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