i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
