i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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