There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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