didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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