The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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