i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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