There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
