i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
