I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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