How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
try to milk me bitch
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