If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
you made out with another girl for some wings
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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