They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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