I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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