That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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