I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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