How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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