I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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