he thought i was a dude.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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