You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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