How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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