youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
operation have a gay friend backfired
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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