I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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