I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I need to sanitize my soul.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Randomize
