Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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