I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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