Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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