So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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